I Promise To Kill The Spiders Wedding Vows. Most wedding vows touch on sticking around through good times and bad. “if you promise to kill the spiders and cockroaches, i promise to make you lunch, if you take out the waste (and the dog at night), and that day, i will make the bed.
May our wedding rings remind us that our hardships are fleeting, but the love we share is not. “i promise to remind you of our anniversary and my birthday at least 3 days before. Think of her tastes, hobbies, mannerisms, music, food and more.
I know our forever together will be filled with compromises where i promise to be as brave as you are and help you kill the spiders.
Funny wedding vows for her like the above are your vows to her. If you promise to kill the spiders, i'll promise to make your lunch, if you take out the trash (and the dog at night), i will make the bed. I maintain that the main reason to wrote one's own wedding vows is to have the most important conversation that a couple can ever have. Your wedding vows are one of the most emotional parts of the ceremony, so you'll want to make them the best they can be.